Thursday, October 21, 2010

A Cure.

Do you feel inadequate? Do you get blue from stuff going on at work? Are you uncomfortable around strangers? Football season got you down? Perhaps you just don't know if you can deal with day to day life?

Ask you doctor about bourbon, the safe, natural solution to your anxiety.  Bourbon is homeopathic, meaning no synthetic chemicals.  It's made in America, so you know it is all good.

Not made in China.
*Side effects may include impaired sense of propriety, dizziness, nausea, loss of money, hooking up with Auburn fans, rehab, headaches, arrest and the key to your house not working anymore.


  1. Ah, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems!

  2. I'll take two of those and call you in the morning...if I'm able.

  3. Can also lead to another child nine months post-consumption.

    Or so I've been told...

  4. Even leads to hooking up with UF fans, before the one loss in 2002, can't get it out of my mind for 3 reasons, she was hot, her bf was right around the corner, and can't help but wonder if the only loss that year was my punishment for do it.

  5. Finally, I have someone to blame....