So AJ gets a four game ban for selling a jersey to an (someone who the NCAA defines as agent).
Marcell Dareus gets a two game suspention for going to a party on an agent's (an actual agent) dime.
I am not saying the NCAA is being unfair. I am not saying AJ is in deeper than what we have seen. I am saying 2+2 does not equal 'platypus'.
AJ, go to Miami next time. Damn.