Wanna kiss my...medal? (Image from TMZ.com)
Sorry, I just can get over this. First, he is a SNOWBOARDER in the halfpipe. Remember, they do 1260s and wear shredded jeans? Second, if he isn't supposed to take his medal out for a spin, why did the Olympic committee ensure there were 100,000 condoms available for the Olympic games? Third, he's Scotty Lagos, bitch!
On behalf of an embarrassed countryman, Scotty, I am sorry you felt you had to leave the site of your achievement. I think it is BS.