Thursday, November 12, 2009

They give them their own store to rob...

Ah, yes. The great joke from back in the day.

In case you missed it, three Volunteer football players decided a little game of cobs and robbers was in order last night. Nu'Keese Richardson, Janzen Jackson, and Michael Edwards made their escape in a Prius. Really. A Prius. No word if they were busted because they were yelling "Wild Boys!"

Nu'Keese, the highly touted wide receiver from Pahokee, Fl, was the subject of a heated recruiting spat when The Kiffer suggested there was funny play with the fax machines and the people were not to be trusted. I'm guessing the fax machines are the least of his worries right now involving Pahokee natives.

Those Tennessee freshmen are just doing their thing. Great bonding moment, if you ask me. Folks that arm rob together, stay together. I'm guessing The Kiffer will praise their form, note the national press this has gotten and blame Urban Meyer. As a bonus, no gas pumpers were harmed in the robbery.

No word on if they will be suspended for just a half or longer for the Ole Miss game.


  1. "no gas pumpers were harmed in the robbery"
    Ha! Awesome!

  2. I literally just laughed out loud and shared with Wifey. Belly-laughed.